101 lines
3.5 KiB
Go
101 lines
3.5 KiB
Go
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package main
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import (
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"fmt"
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"math/rand"
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"net/http"
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)
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func main() {
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// rand.Seed(time.Now().UnixNano()) // Seed the random number generator
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// Predefined list of classes
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classes := []string{
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"circle-spin-1", "circle-spin-2", "circle-spin-3", "circle-spin-4",
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"circle-spin-5", "circle-spin-6", "circle-spin-7", "circle-spin-8",
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"circle-grow-1", "circle-pulse-1", "circle-rotate-1-horizontal", "circle-rotate-1-vertical",
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"circle-packman-1", "square-spin-1", "square-spin-2", "square-spin-3",
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"square-rotate-1-horizontal", "square-rotate-1-vertical", "square-rotate-2", "square-move-1",
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"square-move-2", "square-move-3", "square-fill-1", "line-1-horizontal",
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"line-1-vertical", "line-2-horizontal", "line-2-vertical", "line-3-horizontal",
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"line-3-vertical", "arrow-1-up", "arrow-1-right", "arrow-1-down",
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"arrow-1-left", "plus-1", "misc-1-horizontal", "misc-1-vertical",
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"typing-1",
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}
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// Handler for the /div endpoint
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http.HandleFunc("/div", func(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) {
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w.Header().Set("Content-Type", "text/html")
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w.WriteHeader(http.StatusOK)
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// Select a random class
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randomClass := classes[rand.Intn(len(classes))]
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// Return the div with a random class
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div := fmt.Sprintf(`<div class="%s"></div>`, randomClass)
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w.Write([]byte(div))
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})
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// Handler for the /random-string endpoint
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http.HandleFunc("/random-string", func(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) {
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w.Header().Set("Content-Type", "application/json") //consider switching to text/plain
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w.WriteHeader(http.StatusOK)
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// Select a random string
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randomStrings := []string{
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"Connecting to hivemind",
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"Contacting aliens",
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"Performing black magic",
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"Booting up skynet",
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"Entering mainframe",
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"Loading quantum detangler",
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"Rebooting Dave's laptop",
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"Performing time warp",
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"Reconfiguring solar system",
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"Insert funny joke here",
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"Loading a sense of humour",
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"Your time is very important to us. Please wait while we ignore you",
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"Please wait while the intern refills the coffee machine",
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"Please wait while we attempt to fix the universe",
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"You are number 2843684714 in the queue",
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"Bypassing control of the matter-antimatter integrator",
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"Running with scissors",
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"Reading Terms and Conditions for you",
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"Mining some bitcoin, one sec",
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"Feel free to spin in your chair",
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"It says gullible on the ceiling",
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"Looking for sense of humour, please hold on",
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"turning it off and on again",
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"being extremely nonchalant",
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"Please wait while we fix the coffee machine",
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"Upgrading Windows, grab a snack",
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"We are cooking right now, please wait",
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"windows xp is rebooting",
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"repositioning bytecamp satellites",
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"Just count to 10",
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"Creating time-loop inversion field",
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"Let's take a mindfulness minute",
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"Computing the secret to life",
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"Please wait for the coffee machine",
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"should we start including ads?",
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"You are number 703 in the queue",
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"One mississippi, two mississippi",
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"Preventing robot uprising",
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"Judging your search history",
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"Simulating progress to keep you entertained",
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"Applying virtual duct tape",
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"cutting corners",
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"Programming so smooth, butter takes notes",
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"Working hard... unlike someone here",
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}
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randomString := randomStrings[rand.Intn(len(randomStrings))]
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// Return the random string as JSON
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w.Write([]byte(fmt.Sprintf(`%s`, randomString)))
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})
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// Start the server
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fmt.Println("trolling service is running on http://localhost:6969")
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http.ListenAndServe(":6969", nil)
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}
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